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Cinema Briefing

Movie reviews by                
                 Ian Flanagan

'The Color Purple' briefing

12/25/2023

 
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2 ½ (out of 4)

            Without getting too white about it, I’ll simply say The Color Purple as musical (and directed by an African-American) doesn’t have much on a Jewish guy working out the same affair. I don’t know whether author Alice Walker signed off on the turnaround of her Pulitzer Prize winning 1982 novel, but she’s most definitely cool with this new one, which takes the tale’s persistent anguish and attempts to fashion some kind of holiday escape from the extroversion of the story-to-song translation. Personally, despite finding the well-cut trailers absurdly moving, the troubling sum of this film, while forcefully acted and home to some fantastic theater talent, is underwhelming in pathos — I’m sorry but if your adapted musical can’t even top the singular performance (the wonderful juke joint sequence) of the original movie, then why bother?

When 2023’s Color Purple feels hymn-like or dreamlike, there’s a real, rapturous pulse beneath the direction of Blitz Bazawule in his second outing — but for the regular drama, or even just numbers requiring no dancing, no extravagance, this movie has jack shit on Steven Spielberg’s sense of gravity, composition and fitting the epic, despondent aspects of the novel to appropriately grand cinematic sweep. For sure, Colman Domingo is so good as Mister and looking uncannily similar to a young Danny Glover that he manages to top the 1985 turn. Corey Hawkins continues an auspicious career as a perfect Harpo and Taraji P. Henson is also pretty much the perfect choice for Shug Avery. Still in spite of very commendable work from Fantasia Barrino and Danielle Brooks living and breathing Celie and Sophia respectively (they both, unsurprisingly, are the Broadway carryovers), there’s just so much emotional heavy lifting originally achieved through Whoopi Goldberg’s demeanor and Oprah Winfrey’s vigor. When you get to that dinner revelation and the long lost letters in Spielberg’s take, it feels so dearly earned, and here it’s “oh, already?” — turns out for as much as Steven was accused of softening the edges of Walker’s certainly more mature source material, this Color is pure plush with little tassels on the end, and so it turns out without illustrating the story’s pain properly, the light at the end of the tunnel isn’t so bright, and the tears don’t flow so easily, or at all.

You can’t cheat your way around this particular narrative’s deliberate oscillation between agony and exultation. Cutting out that Christmas visit is strange — what, too dark for the same day you ask your loyal audience to show up? It's especially weird considering the tales allows for making white people look even worse than you are but seriously, why does this feel just shy of “why don’t we turn 12 Years a Slave into a musical?” I’m curious, but mostly doubtful about whether the NAACP will have any words about this particular Color Purple — I guess the racist white lady, the one omitted here, wasn’t enough to offset the fact that there’s nothing inherently sinister about showing black on black violence onscreen, especially when its inextricably ingrained in the story. And considering all the “positive” characters like Harpo and Buster and Shug’s husband, most of the “reinforcement of negative stereotypes” boils down to the literal villain: an evil step-dad plus the dad of the evil step-dad — what gives, or gave, almost 40 years ago? Spielberg’s Purple is not faultless but something wholly heartrending.

Honestly, how is our juke joint moment here just lifeless outside of the big show? Maybe you shouldn’t be burying character and nuance when you could be fleshing out the novel’s illustration of the indispensable issues facing black women and the prejudices they encounter — I figured the bluesy song-and-dance could only extrapolate and empower the dramatic blueprint rather than hamper and reduce the narrative even further. Worst of all, not only is Barrino no match for Goldberg’s acts of uncontrollable meekness (Whoopi has an awkward cameo as midwife to her own former character’s birth), the soft-spoken Celie isn’t even revealed to us through narration, as would make sense given the epistolary nature of the story and the significance of the fractured correspondence between Netty and the Lord above — the songs should truly make sense her host of hardships, yet Celie is one of this adaptation's least considered characters. Then there’s the stage-to-screen stuff, apparently 13 songs were cut — killing our darlings are we? And this selection was the best? Of course there are the two original songs pining for an Oscar (indistinguishable to me, doesn’t really matter) but SORRY, Barbie’s got that wrapped up tight.

This so-called Bold New Take is certainly new, but it’s dearly lacking sonic resonance, strong sentiment or any kind of spectacle, silly as that sounds — given how naturally Bazawule made something phantasmal from scratch in The Burial of Kojo, it's a shame his essential, spiritual immediacy has been shrunken and scattered. There’s one set most of the movie, so where’s another 90 million dollars of Warner Brothers' money going? It’s so funny that the studio was asking for some real names like Beyoncé and Rihanna to join the cast as the budget grew, and the best they got was H.E.R., no disrespect — no amount of celebrity power could replicate the 1985 version’s cathartic breadth and bitter grace.

'American Fiction' briefing

12/22/2023

 
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3 (out of 4)

            It’s rare that I review a debut unless it’s from some overzealous Hollywood actor or proven writer — having seen nothing Mr. Cord Jefferson has charged (namely The Good Place and Watchmen, sorry my TV interests practically don’t exist), nonetheless the winner of the People’s Choice Award at TIFF is no small thing in any year, and this time it bested The Holdovers and The Boy and the Heron. Should be damn good right?

Regardless of festival fanaticism, American Fiction would’ve had me curious from its tempestuous high concept alone: an African American professor and novelist dumbing his efforts down to meet the pandering place where authorship, audiences and pompous middlemen publishers all compromise some intellectual equilibrium — if somehow Cord had come away with a less scrupulously conceived screenplay and screen-display (based on Percival Everett’s even more impressively culturally reflective 2001 novel Erasure, though I’m not reading modern stuff if anything either, sorry my narrow mind measures movies mainly), he could have possibly been accused of the same shady solicitousness the film goes to great lengths to satirize in order to stir up conversation. It may be the approachable version of both Spike Lee's brilliantly brazen, incisive, hysterical minstrel-disassemble Bamboozled as well as Ava DuVernay's anti-cinematic lecture come to life Origin.

While this hit the People’s Choice Award requisites for the mixture of mischievous, politically provocative positing and feel-good, pathos-padded mainstream-primed fare, this kind of complete left-and-right-brain package doesn’t ask you to make personal or political compromises in order to enjoy, gradually outpaces your expectations just as you think you have the story’s angles all figured out. This meta-comedy-drama could have stripped a layer of self-awareness and maybe been better for it, but there’s no room to complain when American Fiction candidly invests in potentially trite but practically touching family dynamics with recognizable, relatable, flesh and blood figures within and without the family unit. Exceptionally vivid dialogue and an oscillation between bitter bite and quiet contemplation are met by every performer, particularly Sterling K. Brown, Issa Rae and of course Jeffrey Wright, who after so long on the outskirts of many features finally feels at home in the spotlight.

Sure, in classic left-wing demoralizing fashion, the white characters are drawn broad, senseless and stupendously out of touch — if its targets of clever dissection didn’t also include hypocrite liberals just like the last great satire of its kind Get Out, there would be a chink in Cord’s impenetrable armor. AS A WHITE MAN, I could laugh at all the jokes because I’M sooooo progressive, not mind-poisoned like closet racists or open ones. But even the cutesiest meta elements are well-realized, from his own Phucking Pafology come to life born from a fed-up imagination to a denouement seemingly inspired from Clue’s pick-your-own-ending freedom. There’s little cinematic craft outside of letting a fantastic, multifaceted screenplay sing for a very full less than two hours, and that’s more than alright with me. “It’s not supposed to be subtle” or whatever 'Monk' about his fake "urban" book, and the film itself has built-in excuses for its more mass-appealed race-baiting — the so-called skewering of Hollywood brown-nosing is more prevalent than its commentary on modern literature, and moreover the cultural frustrations expressed here are raw, real, and just the movie we need right now hehehahahoho.

But seriously, this isn’t like Black Panther where the praise from white audiences is a foregone conclusion, a prerequisite out of fear of criticism reversed back — American Fiction is actually punchy and pure enough for universal cinema regardless of the specificity of its dissonant zeitgeist. The film pretends to be cuddly as a cactus, but it’s got a soft, chewy center outside of a provocative, pointed shell. Say what you will about its many-folded stances on the direction and authenticity of black art, this screenplay was the definition of tact, particularly in its standout conversational climax. American Fiction is a cunning movie that also feels like it could be something more, still the preference for emotional clarity and a familial reality (as opposed to occasionally plucking for lower hanging fruit of cheap racial shots) and speckled, tactile commentary make for a killer cine-cocktail.

'Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom' briefing

12/22/2023

 
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2 ½ (out of 4)

            Apologies aquapals but I don’t see how propping up Mario Bava’s Planet of the Vampires as some indispensable influence somehow makes your sloppy sequel redeemable, as if citing more creditable camp were a get-out-of-criticism-free card — when you’re promised that the follow-up to 2018’s Aquaman will be “even goofier,” you just get me too excited for something as uniquely dumb and casual as The Lost Kingdom. Not that I wouldn’t take James Wan’s horror-informed, Snyder-ascending sense of kinetic, shiny cinematic turbulence over just about any of the other more forgettable, flash in the pan, undercooked and under-thought DCEU fare that has led to this shameful, pathetic whimper of a finale, if you can even call it that.

So yes, the second Aquaman is probably a hair or so better than Shazam: Fury of the Gods (remove a mugging Zack Levi and the skittles and there’s an OK movie), The Flash (something was clicking in the double trouble Ezra show, and similar buddy comedy crap happens here), and definitely superior to Blue Beetle, Black Adam, Wonder Woman 1984, even Birds of Prey and yes, most assuredly Zack Snyder’s untenable Cut of Justice League. Wan did just about as good a job as James Gunn (now the new messiah/Feige of whatever clean slate casts off with Superman’s latest legacy in 2025) did for The Suicide Squad, which was almost worthy of its own Deadpool-ripped Reddit-reeking irony and of course a marginal improvement over 2016's original abortion. I really don’t want to even comment on the artistic merit of BvS, I’ve tried to see why the cult is so fervent by way of the extended version but Snyderbros are their own special breed of stubborn, funny enough the frankensteined Joss Whedon version of Justice is somehow more approachable detritus. Man of Steel is arguably not bad in sum even if it gets bad, leaving only Wonder Woman, Shazam! and, of course, the highest grossing DCEU film with over with over 1 billy, 2018’s Aquaman, as the only installments in a 16-part series I could, with a straight face, say were pretty good, and even these finer cuts have their chewy bits.
But personally the undersea undertaking is most forgivable…

I never expected anything show-stopping, momentous or in any way climactic — it’s crazy just how standalone the EU entries became, as the original Aquaman was already rather untethered and still made references to Justice League. MCU’s one-offs literally require some moment of context within the brand, some stupid reference to the shared universe, and I used to think ignoring this in-film-shilling made DC stronger, and specifically the separated installments like Joker spoke to this potentiality — The Batman would be another more mature, quality exception if it weren’t the longest, lamest mystery movie ever to wear the mask of a detective caped crusader movie. After all these years of enjoying DC as the foil, the wild card, the crazy cousin to Marvel’s mightier cultural powers, I've finally witnessed the scope of Warner Brother’s failure, and not just because The Lost Kingdom punctuates a decade of filmmaking with Patrick Wilson snacking on a roach burger.

Unfortunately, the incessant inanities save this one from total oblivion, as does some action showmanship, sincerely employed fantasy elements (like giant man-eating grasshoppers or an assistant cephalopod named Topo) as well as Wilson in probably his sixth collaboration with Wan — in addition to inciting the Saw franchise with Leigh Whannell and executive producing many sequels, he created the first two installments of both the Insidious and Conjuring series. There’s some overlap and regular enough acclaim for his horror movies that at least halfway earns the cult, Conjuring with its acting and period elements, and Insidious with a balance of the usual ghost-hunting with domestic disturbances and ethereal astral planes, so all I can say is the man knew how to either actually improve upon a sequel as with The Conjuring 2’s mastery of expectations or how to make the most of the inevitable with a less fondly remembered and yet different enough Insidious: Chapter 2. Point is whether you have him belting Elvis tunes to comfort scared kids, or antithetically playing subject to some Jack Torrence-level episode of supernatural takeover, Wilson is clearly the guy holding together Wan’s sequels, and The Lost Kingdom makes three for three.

Wilson excels as straight man and fish out of water (“fucking surface-dwellers…”) whereas Jason Mamoa is too crass and quippy here as opposed to how roguish and intimidating he could be in the last, and it all evens out to some decent Abbott and Costello buffoonery between. The first act of this film is so rough at recapping events, establishing new threats and moving from very broad pee-in-the-face comedy to some sort of thematic mixer of tepid commentary on fatherhood and brotherhood (yuck!) to the whole Day After Tomorrow angle (wherein they’re scuba diving in minus 50 degree water) not so subliminally screaming some eco-exhale while functioning no less grotesquely as a dullard’s disaster movie on top of it all. The Lost Kingdom only made me smile during the Wilson-Mamoa team-up, and the rest of the movie’s madness is measured by greenhouse gases, cursed tridents and blood oaths rather rapidly coasting by in a colorful, damp fever dream.

Unlike, say J-Law basically mercy killing herself in Dark Phoenix just to get out, Amber Heard, despite whatever heavily publicized off-camera complications, was not too absent from this movie and actually tried her best whatever that amounts to, and Nicole Kidman certainly shows up too. Yahya Abdul-Mateen II was trying hard last time, and while I wish a villain elevated to primary bad guy from a previously secondary role (a rarity, can you name anything closer than Spider-Man 3?) made for a better role, he was serviceable even if mystical brainwashing doesn’t trump proper character motivations. This movie misses a touch of Willem Dafoe complete with tight hair bun but elsewhere a bolstered role for Randall Park thankfully doesn’t obviously pigeonhole him for comic relief as thoroughly as Ant-Man and the Wasp does. Speaking of Marvel, the plot of Lost Kingdom pretty much copy-pastes huge portions of Thor: The Dark World, it’s own decade-removed, mixed-reviewed sequel perfect for memory-holing.

I have a soft spot still, carried over from my much fuller, more genuine appreciation for the first Aquaman — when this movie chases down the follies of cheesy, eager adventure movies that made 2018 float on, there’s enough corny, crumby fun (almost forgot that subsurface speakeasy with Martin Short) to call The Lost Kingdom a half-decent holiday flick, if you can stand the whiplash of an event feature that clearly went through the ringer in audience testing, only to be generally derided all the same.

'Maestro' briefing

12/20/2023

 
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2 ½ (out of 4)

            Oh geez Bradley I hope they can forgive you for this one! Listen, I don’t care for Cooper’s rock star regress in his own A Star Is Born, the man's acting has never really done it for me outside of Nightmare Alley, Licorice Pizza, The Place Beyond the Pines, Rocket Raccoon and maybe the David O. Russell collaborations, oh wait that’s not a bad profile, never mind. But for a movie about Leonard Bernstein, this might as well have been called CAREY MULLIGAN: The Movie, because you remove her, and there’s no calculated Oscar contender/pretender to speak of. “You don’t even know how much you need me, do you?” Carey utter as Felicia Montealegre… Cooper has admitted an awareness to just get out of his co-star’s way, be it Lady Gaga or now Mulligan who singlehandedly holds this film together and, my word, she’s not even turning in her best work (Promising Young Woman? Wildlife? The Great Gatsby? An Education? Take your pick). She’s a heaven-sent miracle worker — "What have we got, cancer melodrama? No sweat."

Regardless of reading across from Mulligan, Bradley had an uphill battle. Despite the assistance of controversially exaggerated prosthetic excellence (it wouldn’t be called antisemitic if that schnozz was a little more accurate), Cooper’s efforts add up to more than shy of a buck given a subject so many-splendored in his cultural significance. Cooper strives and struggles to marry his considerable abilities with a figure with whom he already bears a likeness but the mumbling, nasally 40s-diction is more distracting than protruding sniffers, bigger ears, bushier brows and a pronounced chin.

Watching someone imitate an icon is one thing but self-direction to top it off is another level of butt-scratching high-risk low-reward tomfoolery that I can’t get behind — there’s this crazy secondhand self-awareness, this heightened hellishness to it all. I’ll be damned if I can name one single other self-directed biographical movie, unless Citizen Kane's allusions to William Randolph Hearst count. His ego feels fairly removed, more than I believe haters think (there's less self-consciousness than A Star Is Born), but man, when Cooper’s doing his sweatiest, most vein-throbbing baton-waving, he’s losing just about everybody divorced from some orchestra nerd pointing out a missed beat — you practiced years for these few minutes and this is it? As Laurence Olivier said to Dustin Hoffman (for Marathon Man), “My dear boy why don’t you just try acting?”

But let’s just consider the facts, see if I have any questions: everyone hates this movie, especially those who haven’t seen it — for film twitter or zoomers this is Oscar bait in its purist distilled form, a vacuum for all things true concerning people let alone movies. With backing by both Spielberg AND Scorsese plus Netflix distribution, this is a real enough movie, one Steven even cued up for Bradley after an early screening of A Star Is Born (all told at least a decent update on the ’76 version, the trash one with Streisand and and Kristofferson). As much as I want to go to bat for Bradley, it’s hard to act as if Maestro is actually a home run or some misunderstood movie — we’re dealing with very textbook filmcraft. At its best it’s really evoking the desired style — the blockier B&W is a fairly brilliant simulation of the past, and even in modern color the distinguished makeup work still hold things up, not to mention the way the film mostly, wisely incorporates the prolific composer’s many compositions into the fray. It’s only cloying or deadening when they need to throw his influence right in your face, like that terrible not-quite-dream-scenario-homage to On the Town. The film has subtler ways to make note of Bernstein’s musical breadth without stooping to silly, showy theatrics contradicting the more insular, tasteful, patient moments in earlier life (aside from a few contemporary, far too fluid match cuts that could never pan out back in the day).

Largely Cooper manages to extract some intimacy from a grandiose, drug ’n’ desire fueled life, so much so I can applaud the movie for getting deep into his pivotal, strained marriage considering all the extra-marital and extra-sexual affairs. But like, say, Mank, this is a film with fine dialogue, fairly faultless direction and by all accounts winning, well-worn acting that nonetheless feels like it needs to explore everything BUT the inner soul, like respectively what screenwriting or the composition process means in cinematic terms, what it feels like when “summer sings in you.” Cooper ain’t no Fincher for that matter.

Not only can I accept more of this historical timeline ping-ponging — both Oppenheimer and Maestro use of color and lack thereof for future or past — but Nolan’s latest film was actually meant to “provoke questions” (as Maestro’s opening quotation from Bernstein indicates you were after) whereas Maestro is basically there to answer them, if well-dressed wiki-summary simplicity and bio bullet points is good for you. I’ve had it with the “new, unconventional” biopic ending up just as more of the same — for as much as Andrew Dominik’s Blonde leaves plenty to be desired (and is barely a biopic), that strange, sullen, schizophrenic style would’ve suited Maestro’s ode to a noteworthy jack of all trades. Cooper wants to be both reverent and critical but Maestro isn’t much of either — it gets very close to covering the “grand inner life“ that Bernstein had but the script can’t stop recounting his deeds and bringing up that crucial fill-in conducting job when he was 25. Still the screenplay is a palatable, pretentious portrait of the artist as a sorta gay man and at least the naturalistic, overlapping dialogue makes it more genuine for me, shedding stagey pomp and circumstance for more believable back and forth.

My contrarian ass desperately would like to rally behind an unfairly maligned movie relatively full of graces, good performances and handsome technical attributes but Jesus, all the careful consideration in the world can’t remedy a life-snapshot that is inevitably forced, a little full of itself and somehow soundly un-cinematic. Once time takes Mulligan out of frame, there’s nothing left but that REM reference and continuing to watch Bernstein fuck around with his students. WHAT A LEGEND!

'Wonka' briefing

12/15/2023

 
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3 (out of 4)

            WHO saw this one coming?? Seriously I want to know! How rare it is when a movie that not only sounded like a bad idea in conception alone but also looked fairly revolting from the previews somehow overcomes just about every limitation and apprehension. It's hard to believe Warner Brothers' Willy Wonka origin story is a children's musical light-years lovelier than Disney’s centennial piece Wish (maybe their worst Theatrical Animated Feature, like, ever) and a better squeeze of intellectual property than what anyone would’ve imagined the more soulful franchising, Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget, which lamentably does a good deal less to honor its celebrated progenitor.

This severely this kicked the crap out of Tim Burton’s edgier yet more ‘faithful’ redo of Willy from 2005, the only comparison is swapping daddy issues for sweeter Momma’s boy weak spots. Sure Christopher Lee can do plenty with nothing but Sally Hawkins elevated Paddington (not to mention anything else she’s touched) and serves as a nice secret weapon here. I'm shocked how darn cute Wonka was, how delightful, if somewhat forgettable, the tunes (SCRUB scrub), how delicately fanciful Timothée Chalamet’s turn is, and most unfathomable of all: that miraculously Hugh Grant’s Oompa Loompa (just after a villainous turn in Paddington 2) didn’t Achilles heel the whole project, especially after painfully punctuating each trailer.

But there you have it — I initially couldn't help but feel some certainty that director Paul King, relatively early into his career, was coerced by fat Hollywood checks to sell out, not unlike what Disney’s forced many MCU stooges to do — but no, the critical kindness (not to mention the fat box office haul) was actually earned because the man in charge is a great tactician of valuable children’s entertainment, finding himself ascending nearer to a correspondingly cinematic place akin to Roald Dahl as one of the key voices of youngster lit. Paddington is wonderful, 2 almost nearly as excessively charming, I don’t need to cite the sequel’s recent reign as the best-reviewed movie on Rotten Tomatoes to recall. Even his modest debut Bunny and the Bull makes something out of nothing through a rambunctious road trip format, showing his knack for the artifice of DIY VFX quite early. Since Bunny, King's immediate capacity for more "grown-up" humor has been filtered through a PG lens (siphoning none of the cleverness thank God) much like Lord and Miller bouncing between fashioning the hard-R hilarity of the Jump Street movies and the fetching, funny, tot-targeted flicks Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and The LEGO Movie.

All the precise whimsy, dynamic enough musical numbers free with insistent melodies and amusing lyrics, even the little self-aware nods felt like reasonable evidence of a kid's movie that quickly, skillfully becomes an all-ages affair with equal measure in store for any lifespan. Wonka’s defiant, unfazed innocence, met with Timothée’s own winning efforts and face fit for all forms of cheek-pulling, sells the surface of holiday family fare that speaks directly to the light fantasy elements of the original film, that 1970s fluke still FAR and above this movie’s blindsiding quality. It’s not the emo, quasi-English garbage of Burton’s sights despite the London setting (though the odd steampunk magician mechanics have their place) nor does King feel the need to overload on nostalgic plucks and pokes at your memory. Other than Oompa Loompa refrains and “Pure Imagination” with inspired new verses, every song is original and pleasing, advancing story, comedy and fun, rarely reading as false, forced, too soon or too late. Other than some incredibly fine print, laundry stew, consumer-grade levitation and the occasional symphonic motif of an older musical theme — none of which it bothersome mind you — Wonka is like a vacation, “a holiday in your head” next to Disney's despicable, disgraceful pandering toward rabid Star Wars and Marvel devotees.

Young Calah Lane as Noodle is winsome indeed as the major player next to Timmy, each of our trio of villains (Mathew Baynton, Matt Lucas and Paterson Joseph) is more deliciously diabolical than the next, hell the whole supporting cast, including Keegan-Michael Key’s police chief, Olivia Colman's even more evil Mrs. Scrubitt and her many prisoners, is nestled firmly in the enchantment. King even makes room for a regular, the titular Bunny from Bunny and the Bull Simon Farnaby — the hyper-sexual funny man is yet again a security guard like the Paddington movies, and he’s the face, or rather the silhouette, of one of this movie’s best gags. Sure there’s the occasional dud in the joke department but mostly Wonka’s confections courtesy of King are an unqualified treat, with visual effects only slightly overused but largely appropriately practical. The movie's darkness is mild as far as the delightfully knowing, mature-for-kids sense of the original goes (I could've done with even more underground chocolate mafia moments), and thankfully this Willy is not some stunted weirdo à la Johnny Depp’s shameful iteration, but a kid for life in the most exuberant, mischievous sense — the slight distinctions matter here, like worrying about undoing the mystery of the character to begin with, though the impish character retains a beaming ambiguity, more than the backstory bullshitting of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Shaping a dreamer rather than some creep with an affect does this movie wonders. If it’s reminding me of fellow Brit Joe Cornish’s exceptional young people’s feature films (Attack the Block, The Kid Who Would Be King) and evoking the spirit of Chocolat, that also doesn’t hurt.

New kids classic? Maybe not. Biggest surprise of the year? I think so. What I’ve really learned other than sharing good things with friends is MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE THING ITSELF is this — don’t judge a movie on its trailer or theoretical desperation. For Dahl media, I couldn't dream of this rubbing up next to Nicholas Roeg’s heartily homespun, brutally British The Witches, Henry Selick’s stop-motion staple James and the Giant Peach, Danny Devito’s marvelous, masterful Matilda and Wes Anderson’s slightly too Andersonian Fantastic Mr. Fox (not to mention his now Oscar-winning adaptation of The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar). If this recent Roald revival is worth anything, it's that this truly titillating, disaster-deviating prequel sits comfortably above less chancy modern adaptations (that should've sucked), particularly Robert Zemeckis’ inoffensive, CG-slathered Witches and the better-than-expected Matilda the Musical, a fine Broadway companion piece to the ‘95 gold standard. Then, after all that unspoiled goodwill, I wouldn’t mind SEQUELS to fucking WONKA? See, the imagination isn’t exactly 100% pure but it sure it scrumdiddly-oh scratch that.

'May December' briefing

12/1/2023

 
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3 ½ (out of 4)

            It only took me until now to realize Todd Haynes hasn’t whiffed once or ever really come close, which ain’t easy for as many substantial risks in feeling and narrative the man is willing to take on the average project.

Maybe Carol was secured by the wave of LGBTQ arthouse features of yesterdecade, but even that film, a splendid adaptation of Patricia Highsmith's The Price of Salt, is just a morsel of his tidy, intimate works of rascally transgression. His whole career is a wicked ride — Poison’s surqueerlism, Safe’s hypnotic hypochondriac disassembly (and first of many fruitful collaborations with Julianne Moore), the Bowie/Wilde/glam-rock zeitgeist kaleidoscope of Velvet Goldmine, Far From Heaven’s masterful modern Sirk-spin, I’m Not There’s profusely poetic rewrite on the rules of musical biopics (good luck with A Complete Unknown James Mangold), then after awhile Carol’s return to elegant, sumptuous melodrama was his last masterwork. More recently his ode to museums and silent films in the dual-deaf-child-odyssey Wonderstruck, the uncharacteristic legal thriller Dark Waters and the all too frontLOADED Velvet Underground documentary (the harshest way to say I wish the counter-counterculture essay was twice as long) seem to have found Haynes still prone to variety but with less to do with his place as one of Queer Cinema’s giants alongside Gus Van Sant.

So yeah, when you lay it all out there, this quiet king’s latest film May December isn’t all that strange even for all its bizarre, cringe-inducing taboo-probing. Like many Haynes features it’s a dazzling dance of intimacy and showmanship, artifice and reality, though May December specifically proves to be gently haunting, imperceptibly, oddly moving and cruelly funny. It’s unclassifiably one-of-a-kind, not unlike a good deal of his filmography, particularly Poison and Goldmine, which simply couldn’t have been made by anyone else. There’s nothing hetero-divergent going on here, and while from afar this looks like a fresh finagling of the revivified melodramatics seen in Heaven and Carol, it’s really some giddily grotesque, almost subtly black-comic psychological thriller within an art-is-life-life-is-art satirical Hollywood exploitation piece exuding, for all its serenity, some seriously evil cosmic energy. But, like Sofia just did with Priscilla, the grooming is spelled out only from a removed distance, each film bathed in a trance-like haze, an unknowable kind of dark wish-fulfillment and moral trepidation. The grainy, soft-focused, beautifully blocked, warm and welcoming aura is obviously atoned with the stark-raving batshit-bonkers subject matter and the score’s Hitchcockian, almost ironically overzealous score, all the more eerie for how well it imitates the almost aggrandized, symphonic stylizing of long-past film orchestration.

The cornucopia of cinematic meaning, extrapolated moment by moment, is unfathomable given the story’s sum — it seems like some disturbing exploitation/WTF cinema like Saltburn from afar, but even as May December sidesteps stupid, topical rich-rebuking, this movie has infinitely more to mull over inside the rigorously edited, gloriously acted fable on the ethics of teacher-student boundaries and real-life movie adaptations. Which brings me to my mildly sparring leads — my GOD, the fucking character dynamics move like lightning bolts, minute by minute you’re discovering things, shifting the sublime thematic detailing, your alignment of what the movie is and what you’re even watching adjusting scene after wonderfully executed scene.

Moore is in her mode offering perhaps the best of at least five collaborations with Haynes — historically plenty of directors have had their reliable performing counterpart as creative pillar to lean on — John Waters and Divine, John Cassavetes and Gena Rowlands, Jean-Luc Godard and Anna Karina, Kelly Reichardt and Michelle Williams, Josef von Sternberg and Marlene Dietrich — and Moore is Hayne’s mercurial, matriarchal muse. In May December she’s just so hearth-like and homey in spite of the disarming lisp and, after everything, makes you feel this woman could break down someone also calculatedly polite as Natalie Portman’s quietly vainglorious starlet playing doting detective. Despite Portman’s better, more recent turns like Black Swan and Annihilation, she’ll be more remembered for earlier days like Leon the Professional and the Star Wars prequels… maybe that’s better than peaking with Closer when she’s showing her ass, or Garden State showing her innermost insufferable hipster, or V for Vendetta showing her bald head, all part of her ascension to bouncing between Terrence Malick and the MCU — this is one of her moments, a defining career culmination. So much of the movie’s sometimes spiked satire stems from Portman’s character nestling into a psyche she isn’t prepared for and all the simple, inherent insensitivity of her presence within a dynamic as delicate as a family founded on a grown woman and a teenage boy and the mindfuck of sending their set of offspring through graduation. Not to de-emphasize a diamond in the diamond rough, Charles Melton may not have the illustrious resume but he is still the remarkable highlight, offering an all too human performance in a sea of vanity and posturing. Despite the victory laps for his illustrious co-stars in an already exceptionally stupefying film, Melton gives the most vulnerable, incredible performance of a man backed up with short-circuited development and long-term denial.

This movie could make you think of anything, like the searing absorption of the other à la Persona or even topics  of shirt-tugging discomfort and testy social edginess via Licorice Pizza (STILL the genders reversed is TOO DAMN EDGY) or just the strands of distanced investigative dismay within Spotlight or Day for Night's dismantling of Hollywood's carefully curated reality and twenty other movies not too far off on the cinematic maps and charts. Yet it was so singular, and for such an original movie steeped in seamlessly woven, film-history film selections May December had flavors I could not have expected. Though the threat of adultery looms there’s not one part of this story I could’ve predicted and yet never does the film betray its noblest aims, particularly equalizing empathy even for our most despicable characters, be it the naive or the vain.

Notes on a Scandal wishes it were this incisive or challenging, this warped, twisted melodrama — despite May December's beautiful, nearly unclassifiable ambiguity it remains a completely unsympathetic, unsentimental rendition of the same story (the case of Mary Kay Letourneau look it up!) told in hindsight through an enigmatic, erotically charged psychological minefield, every little bit bearing sharp, reflexive, existentialist truths, subconscious insanity and really invigorating showmanship.

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    Gladiator II

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    6. Mangrove
    7. Another Round
    8. Wolfwalkers
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    Top 50 Films
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    1. Inherent Vice
    2. The Master
    3. The Social Network
    4. The Tree of Life
    5. It's Such a Beautiful Day
    6. La La Land
    7. Midnight in Paris
    8. Boyhood
    9. Moonrise Kingdom
    10. 12 Years a Slave
    11. Marriage Story
    12. The Lighthouse
    13. Portrait of a Lady on Fire
    14. Mistress America
    15. Mandy
    16. Blade Runner 2049
    17. Inside Llewyn Davis
    18. Whiplash
    19. Parasite
    20. The Ghost Writer
    21. The Witch
    22. The Great Beauty
    23. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
    24. Holy Motors
    25. Frances Ha
    26. You Were Never Really Here
    27. The Descendants
    28. Drive
    29. First Man
    30. The Favourite
    31. A Separation
    32. Manchester by the Sea
    33. Coherence
    34. The Tale of the Princess Kaguya
    35. Cold War
    36. Knight of Cups
    37. The Wolf of Wall Street
    38. Under the Silver Lake
    39. Room
    40. Prisoners
    41. Anomalisa
    42. The Lobster
    43. Calvary
    44. Wind River
    45. Moonlight
    46. 21 Jump Street
    47. Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
    48. Under the Skin
    49. The Love Witch
    50. Everybody Wants Some!!

    Top 10 films of 2019

    1. Marriage Story
    2. The Lighthouse
    3. Portrait of a Lady on Fire
    4. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
    5. Parasite
    6. A Hidden Life
    7. Uncut Gems
    8.
    First Cow
    9. Little Women
    10. John Wick:
    Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    Top 10 films of 2018

    1. Mandy
    2. First Man
    3. The Favourite
    4. Cold War
    5. Under the Silver Lake
    6. Mission: Impossible – Fallout
    7. In Fabric
    8. Roma
    9.  Eighth Grade
    10. The Other Side
    of the Wind

     Top 10 films of 2017

    1. Blade Runner 2049
    2. You Were Never
    Really Here

    3. Wind River
    4. Lady Bird
    5. The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)
    6. Phantom Thread
    7. Lean on Pete
    8. Call Me By Your Name
    9. Atomic Blonde
    10. Last Flag Flying

    Top 10 films of 2016

    1. La La Land
    2. Manchester by the Sea
    3. Moonlight
    4. The Love Witch
    5. Everybody Wants Some!!
    6. 20th Century Women
    7. Paterson
    8. Nocturnal Animals
    9. Certain Women
    10. The Mermaid

    Top 10 films of 2015

    1. Mistress America
    2. The Witch
    3. Knight of Cups
    4. Room
    5. Anomalisa
    6. The Lobster
    7. 45 Years
    8. The Assassin
    9. Son of Saul
    10. Victoria

    Top 10 films of 2014

    1. Inherent Vice
    2. Boyhood
    3. Whiplash
    4. Calvary
    5. Edge of Tomorrow
    6. It Follows
    7. The Duke of Burgundy
    8. Ex Machina
    9. Nightcrawler
    10. Wild Tales

    Top 10 films of 2013

    1. 12 Years a Slave
    2. Inside Llewyn Davis
    3. The Great Beauty
    4. Coherence
    5. The Wolf of Wall Street
    6. The Tale of the Princess Kaguya
    7. Prisoners
    8. Under the Skin
    9. Before Midnight
    10. Only Lovers Left Alive

    Top 10 films of 2012

    1. The Master
    2. It's Such a Beautiful Day
    3. Moonrise Kingdom
    4. Holy Motors
    5. Frances Ha
    6. 21 Jump Street
    7. Django Unchained
    8. Seven Psychopaths
    9. The Hunt
    10. To the Wonder

    Top 10 films of 2011

    1. The Tree of Life
    2. Midnight in Paris
    3. The Descendants
    4. Drive
    5. A Separation
    6. Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
    7. Beginners
    8. The Skin I Live In
    9. The Girl with
    the Dragon Tattoo

    10. The Guard

    Top 10 films of 2010

    1. The Social Network
    2. The Ghost Writer
    3. Inception
    4. L’Illusionniste
    5. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
    6. True Grit
    7. City Island
    8. Meek’s Cutoff
    9. Submarine
    10. Shutter Island

    Top 50 Films
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    1. Waking Life
    2. The Lord of the Rings:
    The Return of the King

    3. Mulholland Dr.
    4. The Lord of the Rings:
    The Fellowship of the Ring

    5. The New World
    6. Spirited Away
    7. War of the Worlds
    8. No Country for Old Men
    9. There Will Be Blood
    10. Children of Men
    11. In the Mood for Love
    12. Lost in Translation
    13. Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
    14. Before Sunset
    15. Zodiac
    16. I'm Not There
    17. American Psycho
    18. A. I. Artificial Intelligence
    19. A Scanner Darkly
    20. Synecdoche, New York
    21. In Bruges
    22. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
    23. Up in the Air
    24. The Man Who Wasn't There
    25. Minority Report
    26. Good Night, and Good Luck
    27. The Royal Tenenbaums
    28. Sideways
    29. Ratatouille
    30. A Serious Man
    31. The Incredibles
    32. Pan's Labyrinth
    33. The Class
    34. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
    35. Kill Bill: Volume 1
    36. Elephant
    37. The Dark Knight
    38. Spider-Man 2
    39. Munich
    40. Spider-Man
    41. Cast Away
    42. Battle Royale
    43. Mystic River
    44. Let the Right One In
    45. Hero
    46. Shaun of the Dead / Hot Fuzz
    47. Road to Perdition
    48. Million Dollar Baby
    49. King Kong
    50. Up

    Top 10 films of 2009

    1. Up in the Air
    2. A Serious Man
    3. Up
    4. Mother
    5. Fantastic Mr. Fox
    6. Inglourious Basterds
    7. (500) Days of Summer
    8. Bad Lieutenant:
    Port of Call New Orleans

    9. Adventureland
    10. Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

    Top 10 films of 2008

    1. Synecdoche, New York
    2. In Bruges
    3. The Class
    4. The Dark Knight
    5. Let the Right One In
    6. The Wrestler
    7. Burn After Reading
    8. Be Kind, Rewind
    9. The Hurt Locker
    10. Speed Racer

    Top 10 films of 2007

    1. No Country for Old Men
    2. There Will Be Blood
    3. Zodiac
    4. I'm Not There
    5. Ratatouille
    6. Hot Fuzz
    7. Paranoid Park
    8. 4 Months, 3 Weeks,
    2 Days

    9. Old Joy
    10. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

    Top 10 films of 2006

    1. Children of Men
    2. A Scanner Darkly
    3. Pan's Labyrinth
    4. The Host
    5. United 93
    6. Inland Empire
    7. The Prestige
    8. Paprika
    9. The Fountain
    10. Little Children

    Top 10 films of 2005

    1. The New World
    2. War of the Worlds
    3. Good Night, and
    Good Luck

    4. Munich
    5. King Kong
    6. The Squid and the Whale
    7. Match Point
    8. A History of Violence
    9. L'Enfant
    10. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

    Top 10 films of 2004

    1. Before Sunset
    2. Sideways
    3. The Incredibles
    4. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
    5. Spider-Man 2
    6. Shaun of the Dead
    7. Million Dollar Baby
    8. The Aviator
    9. 2046
    10. Troy

    Top 10 films of 2003

    1. The Lord of the Rings:
    The Return of the King

    2. Lost in Translation
    3. Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
    4. Kill Bill: Volume I
    5. Elephant
    6. Mystic River
    7. Peter Pan
    8. Tokyo Godfathers
    9. School of Rock
    10. Oldboy
    Top 10 films of 2002

    1. The Lord of the Rings:
    The Two Towers

    2. Minority Report
    3. Spider-Man
    4. Road to Perdition
    5. Hero
    6. Catch Me If You Can
    7. Adaptation.
    8. Punch-Drunk Love
    9. The Pianist
    10. Russian Ark

    Top 10 films of 2001

    1. Waking Life
    2. Mulholland Dr.
    3. The Lord of the Rings:
    The Fellowship of the Ring

    4. Spirited Away
    5. A. I.
    Artificial Intelligence

    6. The Man Who Wasn't There
    7. The Royal Tenenbaums
    8. Donnie Darko
    9. Gosford Park
    10. In the Bedroom

    Top 10 films of 2000

    1. In the Mood for Love
    2. American Psycho
    3. Cast Away
    4. Battle Royale
    5. O Brother, Where Art Thou?
    6. Almost Famous
    7. Memento
    8. Songs from the
    Second Floor

    9. You Can Count On Me
    10. Sexy Beast
    Top 50 Films
    of the 1990s


    1. Eyes Wide Shut
    2. Before Sunrise
    3. Saving Private Ryan
    4. Raise the Red Lantern
    5. Lost Highway
    6. Perfect Blue
    7. The Player
    8. The Big Lebowski
    9. Schindler's List
    10. JFK
    11. Fear and Loathing in
    Las Vegas

    12. Rosetta
    13. Secrets & Lies
    14. Audition
    15. The Long Day Closes
    16. Malcolm X
    17. Fallen Angels
    18. Ed Wood
    19. Ghost in the Shell
    20. Pulp Fiction
    21. Dazed and Confused
    22. Princess Mononoke
    23. Cure
    24. The Ninth Gate
    25. Out of Sight
    26. The Silence of the Lambs
    27. Fargo
    28. The Thin Red Line
    29. The Matrix
    30. Carlito's Way
    31. Scent of a Woman
    32. Orlando
    33. Naked
    34. The Double Life of Veronique
    35. Husbands and Wives
    36. The Shawshank Redemption
    37. Goodfellas
    38. Metropolitan
    39. Three Colours: Red
    40. Chungking Express
    41. Groundhog Day
    42. In the Mouth of Madness
    43. Seven
    44. The Talented Mr. Ripley
    45. The Last Days of Disco
    46. Army of Darkness
    47. Babe
    48. Boogie Nights
    49. Starship Troopers
    50. Jurassic Park

    Top 50 Films
    of the 1980s


    1. The Shining
    2. Koyaanisqatsi
    3. Paris, Texas
    4. Babette's Feast
    5. The Thing
    6. The Last Temptation
    of Christ

    7. Amadeus
    8. Raiders of the Lost Ark
    9. Brazil
    10. Possession
    11. They Live
    12. Videodrome
    13. Blade Runner
    14. The Empire Strikes Back
    15. Blow Out
    16. Au Revoir Les Enfants
    17. Raging Bull
    18. The Fly
    19. Altered States
    20. Blue Velvet
    21. Akira
    22. My Dinner With Andre
    23. Rumble Fish
    24. Down By Law
    25. The Elephant Man
    26. RoboCop
    27. After Hours
    28. The Blues Brothers
    29. The Company of Wolves
    30. An American Werewolf in London
    31. Excalibur
    32. Distant Voices,
    Still Lives

    33. Stop Making Sense
    34. The Princess Bride
    35. Drugstore Cowboy
    36. The Purple Rose of Cairo
    37. Angel's Egg
    38. Kiki's Delivery Service
    39. This Is Spinal Tap
    40. Scanners
    41. When Harry Met Sally...
    42. Gallipoli
    43. Hannah and Her Sisters
    44. Risky Business
    45. A Christmas Story
    46. Back to the Future
    47. The Terminator
    48. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
    49. Police Story
    50. Where Is the Friend's Home?
    Top 50 Films
    of the 1970s

    1. Barry Lyndon
    2. The Last Picture Show
    3. The Exorcist
    4. Jaws
    5. Walkabout
    6. The Mirror
    7. Chinatown
    8. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    9. Eraserhead
    10. Apocalypse Now
    11. Suspiria
    12. Annie Hall
    13. The Conformist
    14. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
    15. The French Connection
    16. Alien
    17. The Godfather
    18. Phantom of the Paradise
    19. All That Jazz
    20. Stalker
    21. Paper Moon
    22. Fantastic Planet
    23. A Clockwork Orange
    24. Solaris
    25. Badlands
    26. The Spirit of the Beehive
    27. The Long Goodbye
    28. Manhattan
    29. Taxi Driver
    30. Nashville
    31. The Castle of Cagliostro
    32. Lady Snowblood
    33. Dog Day Afternoon
    34. Star Wars
    35. Young Frankenstein
    36. The Devils
    37. Carrie
    38. Five Easy Pieces
    39. The Holy Mountain
    40. Jabberwocky
    41. El Topo
    42. Love and Death
    43. Don't Look Now
    44. Days of Heaven
    45. The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
    46. Black Moon
    47. A Woman
    Under the Influence

    48. What's Up, Doc?
    49. Saturday Night Fever
    50. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
    Top 50 Films
    of the 1960s


    1. Vivre sa Vie
    2. Once Upon a Time
    in the West
    3. L'Avventura
    4. 2001: A Space Odyssey
    5. Last Year at Marienbad
    6. Rosemary's Baby
    7. Winter Light
    8. Psycho
    9. The Apartment
    10. Persona
    11. La Notte
    12. La Dolce Vita
    13. Andrei Rublev
    14. The Graduate
    15. Point Blank
    16. Playtime
    17. The Sound of Music
    18. West Side Story
    19. Viridiana
    20. Band of Outsiders
    21. L'Eclisse
    22. Lawrence of Arabia
    23. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
    24. Ivan's Childhood
    25. Carnival of Souls
    26. Breathless
    27. Bonnie and Clyde
    28. High and Low
    29. 8 ½
    30. The Young Girls of Rochefort
    31. The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
    32. Eyes Without a Face
    33. Blow-Up
    34. Cléo from 5 to 7
    35. My Fair Lady
    36. Splendor in the Grass
    37. Faster, Pussycat!
    Kill! Kill!
    38. Lola
    39. Through a Glass Darkly
    40. Repulsion
    41. Midnight Cowboy
    42. Branded to Kill
    43. The Exterminating Angel
    44. The Innocents
    45. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
    46. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
    47. Doctor Zhivago
    48. Yellow Submarine
    49. Night of the Living Dead
    50. Two or Three Things
    I Know About Her


    Top 50 Films
    of the 1950s


    1. The Cranes Are Flying
    2. Hiroshima Mon Amour
    3. Ashes and Diamonds
    4. Rio Bravo
    5. All About Eve
    6. Roman Holiday
    7. In a Lonely Place
    8. Ikiru
    9. Paths of Glory
    10. Sunset Boulevard
    11. Some Like It Hot
    12. Vertigo
    13. Invasion of the Body Snatchers
    14. Rear Window
    15. Ace in the Hole
    16. Rashomon
    17. The Big Heat
    18. Seven Samurai
    19. Tokyo Story
    20. 12 Angry Men
    21. Scrooge
    22. The Searchers
    23. Ugetsu
    24. Throne of Blood
    25. Sleeping Beauty
    26. Rebel Without a Cause
    27. A Man Escaped
    28. The Bridge on the
    River Kwai

    29. The Seventh Seal
    30. A Face in the Crowd
    31. Elevator to the Gallows
    32. Touch of Evil
    33. Singin' in the Rain
    34. Orpheus
    35. The African Queen
    36. Lola Montès
    37. North by Northwest
    38. The Ten Commandments
    39. Ordet
    40. Umberto D.
    41. Witness for the Prosecution
    42. Dial M for Murder
    43. The 400 Blows
    44. Strangers on a Train
    45. Funny Face
    46. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
    47. Alice in Wonderland
    48. La Strada
    49. Le Plaisir
    50. Godzilla

    Top 50 Films
    of the 1940s


    1. It's a Wonderful Life
    2. The Red Shoes
    3. The Shop
    Around the Corner

    4. His Girl Friday
    5. Fantasia
    6. Letter From an
    Unknown Woman

    7. Citizen Kane
    8. Casablanca
    9. The Third Man
    10. Double Indemnity
    11. The Best Years of
    Our Lives

    12. Brief Encounter
    13. Bicycle Thieves
    14. Laura
    15. My Darling Clementine
    16. The Grapes of Wrath
    17. The Lost Weekend
    18. They Live By Night
    19. Out of the Past
    20. Pinocchio
    21. Shadow of a Doubt
    22. The Great Dictator
    23. The Treasure of
    Sierra Madre

    24. The Maltese Falcon
    25. Miracle on 34th Street
    26. The Big Sleep
    27. Late Spring
    28. Rebecca
    29. The Thief of Bagdad
    30. Rope
    31. Bambi
    32. The Woman
    in the Window

    33. Day of Wrath
    34. Germany, Year Zero
    35. Sergeant York
    36. I Married a Witch
    37. A Matter of
    Life and Death

    38. Hellzapoppin'
    39. The Lady from
    Shanghai

    40. Cat People
    41. To Have and Have Not
    42. Notorious
    43. The Philadelphia Story
    44. Stormy Weather
    45. Scarlett Street
    46. Now, Voyager
    47. Black Narcissus
    48. Heaven Can Wait
    49. Detour
    50. Yankee Doodle Dandy

    Top 25 Films
    of the 1930s


    1. Modern Times
    2. Gone With the Wind
    3. City Lights
    4. Trouble in Paradise
    5. Snow White and
    the Seven Dwarves

    6. The Wizard of Oz
    7. The Scarlett Empress
    8. Top Hat
    9. L'Age d'Or
    10. The Awful Truth
    11. Partie de campagne
    12. M
    13. All Quiet on
    the Western Front

    14. 42nd Street
    15. Earth
    16. The Adventures
    of Robin Hood

    17. A Star Is Born
    18. My Man Godfrey
    19. Cleopatra
    20. Holiday
    21. The Rules of the Game
    22. The Thin Man
    23. The Invisible Man
    24. Duck Soup
    25. It Happened One Night

    Top 10 Films
    of the 1920s


    1. The Man
    with a Movie Camera

    2. Sunrise:
    A Song of Two Humans

    3. The Passion of
    Joan of Arc

    4. Sherlock Jr.
    5. The Gold Rush
    6. The Last Laugh
    7. The General
    8. Metropolis
    9. The Phantom
    of the Opera

    10. Häxan
    Alien
    films ranked


    1. Alien
    2. Prometheus
    3. Aliens
    4. Alien: Resurrection
    5. Alien3
    6. Alien: Romulus
    7. Alien: Covenant

    Woody Allen
    Top 10 films ranked

    1. Midnight in Paris
    2. Annie Hall
    3. Manhattan
    4. Husbands and Wives
    5. Love and Death
    6. The Purple Rose of Cairo
    7. Hannah and Her Sisters
    8. Match Point
    9. Shadows and Fog
    10. Radio Days
    Paul Thomas Anderson films ranked

    1. Inherent Vice
    2. The Master
    3. There Will Be Blood
    4. Punch-Drunk Love
    5. Licorice Pizza
    6. Phantom Thread
    7. Magnolia
    8. Boogie Nights
    9. Hard Eight

    Wes Anderson
    films ranked

    1. Moonrise Kingdom
    2.
    The Royal Tenenbaums
    3. Fantastic Mr. Fox
    4. The Grand
    Budapest Hotel

    5. The Darjeeling Limited
    6. The French Dispatch
    7. Bottle Rocket
    8. Asteroid City
    9. Isle of Dogs
    10. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
    11. Rushmore

    Darren Aranofsky
    films ranked


    1. The Wrestler
    2. The Fountain
    3. Black Swan
    4. The Whale
    5. Requiem for a Dream
    6. Pi
    7. Noah
    8. Mother!

    Noah Baumbach
    films ranked


    1. Marriage Story
    2. Mistress America
    3.  Frances Ha
    4. The Meyerowitz Stories
    5. The Squid and the Whale
     6. White Noise
    7. While We’re Young
    8. De Palma
    9. Kicking and Screaming
    10. Greenberg
    11. Margot at the Wedding
    12. Mr. Jealousy
    13. Highball

    James Bond
    films ranked


    1. Casino Royale
    2. From Russia With Love
    3. Goldfinger
    4. Dr. No
    5. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
    6. Moonraker
    7. Skyfall
    8. You Only Live Twice
    9. Diamonds Are Forever
    10. The Spy Who Loved Me
    11. Tomorrow Never Dies
    12. The Living Daylights
    13. Live and Let Die
    14. The Man With the Golden Gun
    15. Octopussy
    16. License to Kill
    17. No Time to Die
    18.  Quantum of Solace
    19. Thunderball
    20. Die Another Day
    21. For Your Eyes Only
    22. A View to a Kill
    23. GoldenEye
    24. Spectre
    25. The World Is Not Enough

    Tim Burton
    films ranked


    1. Ed Wood
    2. Sweeney Todd:
    The Demon Barber
    of Fleet Street

    3. Corpse Bride
    4. Beetlejuice
    5. Big Fish
    6. Sleepy Hollow
    7. Pee-wee's Big Adventure
    8. Edward Scissorhands
    9. Big Eyes
    10. Batman
    11. Batman Returns
    12. Dark Shadows
    13. Mars Attacks!
    14. Frankenweenie
    15. Dumbo
     16. Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
    17. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
    18. Planet of the Apes
    19. Alice in Wonderland
    John Carpenter
    Top 10 films ranked

    1. The Thing
    2. They Live
    3. In the Mouth of Madness
    4. Halloween
    5. The Fog
    6. Christine
    7. Assault on Precinct 13
    8. Prince of Darkness
    9. Big Trouble in Little China
    10. Escape from New York

    The Coen Brothers
    films ranked


    1. No Country for Old Men
    2. The Big Lebowski
    3. Inside Llewyn Davis
    4. The Man Who
    Wasn’t There

    5. A Serious Man
    6. Fargo
    7. Burn After Reading
    8. O Brother,
    Where Art Thou?

    9. True Grit
    10. Raising Arizona
    11. Barton Fink
    12. Blood Simple
    13. Hail, Caesar!
    14. The Ballad of
    Buster Scruggs

    15. The Hudsucker Proxy
     16. Intolerable Cruelty
    17. The Ladykillers
    18. Miller’s Crossing

    Sofia Coppola
    films ranked


    1. Lost in Translation
    2. Marie Antoinette
    3. Priscilla
    4. The Virgin Suicides
    5. The Beguiled
    6. Somewhere
    7. The Bling Ring
    8. On the Rocks

    David Cronenberg
    Top 10 films ranked

    1. Videodrome
    2. The Fly
    3. Scanners
    4. Naked Lunch
    5. A History of Violence
    6. Eastern Promises
    7. The Brood
    8. Dead Ringers
    9. A Dangerous Method
    10. Existenz

    Guillermo del Toro
    films ranked


    1. Pan's Labyrinth
    2. Nightmare Alley
    3. Pinocchio
    4. The Shape of Water
    5. Cronos
    6. The Devil's Backbone
    7. Hellboy II:
    The Golden Army

    8. Blade II
    9. Hellboy
    10. Crimson Peak
    11. Mimic
    12. Pacific Rim

    Dreamworks
    films ranked

    1. Shrek
    2. The Prince of Egypt
    3. Chicken Run
    4. Wallace & Gromit:
    The Curse of the
    Were-Rabbit

    5. The Road to El Dorado
    6. Sinbad:
    Legend of the Seven Seas

    7. How to Train Your Dragon
     8. Shrek 2
    9. Orion and the Dark
    10. Rise of the Guardians
    11. Kung Fu Panda
    12. How to Train Your Dragon 2
    13. Puss in Boots:
    The Last Wish

    14. Croods
    15. Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
    16. How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
    17. Flushed Away
    18. Trolls World Tour
    19. The Croods: A New Age
    20. Kung Fu Panda 2
    21. Spirit:
    Stallion of the Cimarron

    22. Home
    23. Abominable
    24. The Boss Baby
    25. Over the Hedge
    26. Megamind
     27. Trolls
    28. Turbo
    29. Monsters vs. Aliens
    30. The Bad Guys
    31. Puss in Boots
    32. The Boss Baby:
    Family Business

    33. Kung Fu Panda 4
    34. Trolls Band Together
    35. Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    36. Madagascar 3:
    Europe's Most Wanted

    37. Spirit Untamed
    38. Penguins of Madagascar
    39. Madagascar:
    Escape 2 Africa

    40. Bee Movie
    41. Kung Fu Panda 3
    42. Shrek the Third
    43. Antz
    44. Madagascar
    45. Ruby Gillman,
    Teenage Kraken

    46. Shark Tale
    47. Shrek Forever After

    David Fincher
    films ranked


    1. Zodiac
    2. The Social Network
    3. Fight Club
    4. Seven
    5. The Girl with the
    Dragon Tattoo

    6. Gone Girl
    7. Panic Room
    8. Mank
    9. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
    10. The Killer
    11. The Game
    12. Alien 3

    Harry Potter
    films ranked


    1. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
    2. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
    3. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1
    4.  Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
    5. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
     6. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
    7. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2
    8. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
    9. Fantastic Beast and Where to Find Them
    10. Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
    11. Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    Todd Haynes
    films ranked


    1. I'm Not There
    2. Far From Heaven
    3. Carol
    4. May December
    5. Safe
    6. Velvet Goldmine
    7. Poison
    8. Wonderstruck
    9. The Velvet Underground
    10. Dark Waters

    Alfred Hitchcock
    Top 10 films ranked

    1. Psycho
    2. Vertigo
    3. Rear Window
    4. Shadow of a Doubt
    5. Rope
    6. North by Northwest
    7. Dial M for Murder
    8. Strangers on a Train
    9. The Lady Vanishes
    10. Notorious

    Stanley Kubrick
    films ranked


    1. The Shining
    2. Eyes Wide Shut
    3. Barry Lyndon
    4. 2001: A Space Odyssey
    5. Paths of Glory
    6. Dr. Strangelove
    7.  A Clockwork Orange
    8. Killer's Kiss
    9. The Killing
    10. Lolita
    11. Fear and Desire
    12. Full Metal Jacket
    13. Spartacus

    Richard Linklater
    films ranked


    1. Waking Life
    2. Before Sunrise
    3. Before Sunset
    4. Boyhood
    5. A Scanner Darkly
    6. Dazed and Confused
    7. Before Midnight
    8. School of Rock
    9. Apollo 10 1/2:
    A Space Age Childhood

    10. Everybody
    Wants Some!!

    11. Last Flag Flying
    12. Slacker
    13. Bernie
    14. Tape
    15. It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books
    16. Me and Orson Welles
    17. SubUrbia
    18. The Newton Boys
    19. Where'd You Go, Bernadette?
    20. Fast Food Nation
    21. Bad News Bears

    David Lynch
    films ranked


    1. Mulholland Dr.
    2. Lost Highway
    3. Eraserhead
    4. Blue Velvet
    5. The Elephant Man
    6. Inland Empire
    7. Twin Peaks:
    Fire Walk With Me

    8. The Straight Story
    9. Wild at Heart
    10. Dune
    Terrence Malick
    films ranked


    1. The New World
    2. The Tree of Life
    3. Badlands
    4.  Knight of Cups
    5. The Thin Red Line
     6. A Hidden Life
    7. To The Wonder
    8. Days of Heaven
    9. Song to Song
    10. Voyage of Time

    Michael Mann
    films ranked


    1. Manhunter
    2. Heat
    3. The Insider
    4. Collateral
    5. Thief
    6. The Last of the Mohicans
    7. Miami Vice
    8. Public Enemies
    9. Ali
    10. Blackhat
    11. Ferrari
    12. The Keep

    Marvel Cinematic Universe
    ranked

    1. Avengers: Infinity War
    2. Iron Man
    3. Doctor Strange
    4. The Avengers
    5. Avengers: Age of Ultron
    6. Captain America:
    Civil War

    7. Iron Man 3
     8. Avengers: Endgame
    9. Ant-Man
    10. Black Panther
    11. Eternals
    12. Thor: Ragnarok
    13. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
    14. Captain America:
     The Winter Soldier
    15. Guardians of the Galaxy
    16. Thor
    17. Black Widow
    18. Deadpool & Wolverine
    19. Black Panther:
    Wakanda Forever

    20. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
    21. Thor: The Dark World
    22. Spider-Man:
    No Way Home

    23. Captain America:
    The First Avenger

    24. Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
    25. Captain Marvel
    26. The Incredible Hulk
     27. Iron Man 2
    28. Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
    29. Thor: Love and Thunder
    30. Spider-Man: Homecoming
    31. Spider-Man:
    Far From Home
    32. Ant-Man and the Wasp

    33. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
    34. The Marvels

    Mission: Impossible
    films ranked


    1. Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
    2. Mission: Impossible – Fallout
    3. Mission: Impossible
    4. Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One
    5. Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
    6. Mission: Impossible III
    7. Mission: Impossible II

    Hayao Miyazaki
    films ranked


    1. Spirited Away
    2. The Castle of Cagliostro
    3. The Boy and the Heron
    4. Princess Mononoke
    5. Kiki's Delivery Service
    6. Nausicaä of the
    Valley of the Wind

    7. The Wind Rises
    8. Howl's Moving Castle
    9. My Neighbor Totoro
    10. Castle in the Sky
    11. Porco Rosso
    12. Ponyo

    Christopher Nolan
    films ranked


    1. The Dark Knight
    2. The Prestige
    3. Inception
    4. Memento
    5. Tenet
    6. Dunkirk
    7. Oppenheimer
    8. Batman Begins
    9. Interstellar
    10. Following
    11. Insomnia
    12. The Dark Knight Rises

    Pixar
    films ranked


    1. The Incredibles
    2. Ratatouille
    3. Up
    4. Toy Story 2
    5. Toy Story
    6. Soul
    7. Finding Nemo
    8. Monsters Inc.
    9. Toy Story 4
    10. Toy Story 3
    11. Wall-E
    12. Coco
    13. Inside Out
    14. Incredibles 2
    15. A Bug’s Life
    16. Luca
    17. Elemental
     18. Cars
    19. Finding Dory
    20. Brave
    21. Onward
    22. Inside Out 2
    23. Monster’s University
     24. Turning Red
    25. The Good Dinosaur
    26. Lightyear
    27. Cars 3
    28. Cars 2

    Star Wars
    films ranked


    1. The Empire Strikes Back
    2. Star Wars
    3. Return of the Jedi
    4. Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
    5. Solo: A Star Wars Story
    6. Star Wars:
    The Rise of Skywalker

    7. Star Wars:
    The Force Awakens

    8. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
    9. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
    10. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
    11. Rogue One:
    A Star Wars Story

    Martin Scorsese
    films ranked

    1. The Last Temptation of Christ
    2. Goodfellas
    3. Silence
    4. Raging Bull
    5. The King of Comedy
    6. After Hours
    7. The Departed
     8. The Wolf of Wall Street
    9. Taxi Driver
    10. The Aviator
    11. Shutter Island
    12. Bringing Out the Dead
    13. The Age of Innocence
    14. Kundun
    15. Hugo
    16. The Irishman
    17. Mean Streets
    18. Killers of the Flower Moon
    19. Cape Fear
    20. Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
    21. Casino
    22. Boxcar Bertha
    23. The Color of Money
    24. Gangs of New York
    25. Who's That Knocking
    At My Door?

    26. New York, New York

    Steven Spielberg
    Top 10 films ranked


    1. War of the Worlds
    2. Saving Private Ryan
    3. Jaws
    4. Raiders of the Lost Ark
    5. A. I. Artificial Intelligence
    6. Minority Report
    7. Schindler's List
    8. Catch Me If You Can
    9. Munich
    10. Jurassic Park​

    Quentin Tarantino
    films ranked


    1. Once Upon a Time
    in Hollywood

    2. Pulp Fiction
    3. Kill Bill: Volume 1
    4. Jackie Brown
    5. Django Unchained
    6. Reservoir Dogs
    7.  Inglourious Basterds
    8. Kill Bill: Volume 2
    9. Death Proof
    10. The Hateful Eight

    Denis Villeneuve
    films ranked

    1. Prisoners
    2. Blade Runner 2049
    3. Dune: Part Two
    4. Enemy
    5. Maelstrom
    6. Sicario
    7. Arrival
     8. Polytechnique
    9. Incendies
    10. Dune: Part One
    11. August 32nd on Earth

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